Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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