If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!