Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality
Anonymous
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
Comedian Mike Birbiglia
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Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Ricky Gervais
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Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.
Alcohol
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