I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.