Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.