Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman