I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Anonymous
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That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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