Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.