Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
That is the saving grace of humor: If you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.