The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.