I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
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