The three words every woman really longs to hear: I’ll clean up.
Molly Shannon
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
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